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aka Christian Bischoff

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  • I live in Menstrup, Denmark
  • I was born on April 26
  • My occupation is Hosting Danish Music Contest, a danish national selection for Ourvision Song Contest.
  • I am Male.

My top 42 in Eurovision Song Contest 2012 Edit

Scale is made out from counting +, / and -. Point giving from the +, / and - are like from giving points in the basics of Eurovision voting.

Calculating the points into how many times there are critics about them is how to find out how good the song is from Christian's perspective.

Place Country Entry (Artist & Song) Scale
1 Albania Albania
Rona Nishliu









Rona Nishliu

"Suus"

★ 97%★

+


  • Perfect scream
  • Albanian
  • Ballad
  • Nice atmosphere
  • Strong voice
  • Nice Lyrics
  • Relaxing
  • Emotional on scene
  • Minimalistic performance

/


  • Weird dress
2 Russia Russia

Buranovskiye Babushki

Buranovskiye Babushki

"Party For Everybody"

★ 95%★

+


  • Grannies
  • Festive Tune
  • Funny Lyrics
  • Joker Entry
  • Great intro
  • Dance track
  • Positively cheap
  • Magnificent performance
  • Audience Pleaser
3 Romania Romania
Mandinga

Mandinga

"Zaleilah"

★ 88%★

+


  • Music Video
  • Bagpipe
  • Beautiful Woman
  • Drum Intro
  • Extremely Catchy
  • Folk-version-ed Summer-song
  • Spanish
  • Easy Dance
  • Cute Voice
  • Pyrotechnical performance

/


  • Cheap lyrics
4 Netherlands Netherlands

Joan Franka








Joan Franka

"You and Me"

★ 86%★

+


  • Dutch countryside w/ windmills
  • Great voice/accent
  • Delightfully catchy
  • Cute lyrics
  • Silly Indian Headgear
  • Country music
  • Violin play on Bridge
  • Campfires on performance
  • Nice blue dress
5 Montenegro Montenegro

Rambo Amadeus









Rambo Amadeus

"Euro Neuro"

★ 83%★

+


  • Originality
  • Joker song
  • Meaningful lyrics
  • Sick Intro
  • Balkan sounds
  • Catchy
  • Amazing performance

/


  • Music Video
6 North Macedonia FYR Macedonia
Kaliopi








Kaliopi

"Crno i Belo"

★ 79%★

+


  • Veteran Singer
  • Macedonian
  • Raw & Special Voice
  • Great lyrics
  • Piano into Rock
  • Wonderful performance
  • High note
7 Estonia Estonia
Ott Lepland
















Ott Lepland

"Kuula"

★ 78%★

+


  • Ending
  • Ballad
  • Handsome man
  • Awesome Lyrics
  • Estonian
  • Piano
  • Nice Man Voice
  • Outstanding vocal performance

/


  • A tad depressing
8 Hungary Hungary
Compact Disco








Compact Disco

"Sound of our Hearts"

★ 75%★

+


  • Fantasy
  • Alternative music
  • Great Voice
  • Good clothes
  • Not bad lyrics
  • Chorus
  • Good background in performance

/


  • OK Live performance
9 Turkey Turkey
Can Bonomo









Can Bonomo

"Love Me Back"

★ 75%★

+


  • Harbor nature
  • Handsome man
  • Orchestra
  • Coat swing
  • Nice lyrics
  • Verse & Prechorus
  • Cute voice
  • Human ship

/


  • Chorus
10 Moldova Moldova
Pasha Parfeny










Pasha Parfeny

"Lautar"

★ 73%★

+


  • Awesome performance
  • Balkan Dance Track
  • Very Catchy
  • Charming Man
  • Dancers
  • Good Voice
  • Old Fashioned tunes at bridge

/


  • Chorus
  • OK Lyrics
11 Italy Italy
Nina Zilli








Nina Zilli

"L'Amore E' Femmina (Out of Love)"

★ 72%★

+


  • Charming Woman
  • Awesome lyrics
  • Italian/English
  • Catchy
  • Chorus
  • Nice Voice
  • Old Fashioned
  • Jazz

/


  • OK Performance
12 Slovenia Slovenia

Eva Boto









Eva Boto

"Verjamem"

★ 70%★

+


  • Fantasy
  • Charming Ballad
  • Opera
  • Slovenian
  • Cute Girl
  • Good Voice
  • Good lyrics
  • Nice dress

/


  • Depressing performance
13 Austria Austria

Trackshittaz








Trackshittaz

"Woki Mit Deim Popo"

★ 69%★

+


  • Regional German language
  • Extremely Catchy
  • Different Lifestyle
  • Originality
  • Hip-Hop
  • Rappers
  • Bridge from Performance

/


  • Silly lyrics
14 Spain Spain

Pastora Soler












'Pastora 'Soler

"Quedate Conmigo"

★ 68%★

+


  • Perfect Voice
  • Spanish
  • Nice Lyrics
  • Nice Ballad
  • Pretty Lady
  • Awesome Performance

/


  • Lack of charisma
  • Poor chorus
15 Georgia Georgia


Anri Jokhadze








Anri Jokhadze

"I'm A Joker"

★ 67%★

+


  • Joker song
  • Funny & Entertaining singer
  • Great Man Voice
  • Fast track
  • Nice intro
  • Native sounds

/


  • OK performance
  • Backing singers
  • Corny lyrics
16 San Marino San Marino

Valentina Monetta









Valentina Monetta

"The Social Network Song"

★ 64%★

+


  • Nice Woman
  • Joker Song
  • Catchy
  • Audition Pleaser
  • Laptop
  • Nice performance

/


  • Commercial Lyrics
17 Serbia Serbia

Zejlko Joksimovic












Zeljko Joksimovic

"Nije ljubav stvar"

★ 64%★

+


  • Awesome Intro
  • Man Voice
  • Serbian
  • Nice lyrics
  • Balkan sounds
  • Climatic ending

/


  • A bit bland for the rest
18 Switzerland Switzerland
Sinplus











Sinplus

"Unbreakable"

★ 63%★

+


  • Catchy
  • Rock
  • Cool Voice
  • Good Lyrics
  • Verse
  • Chorus
  • Good performance

-


  • Weird pronounciation
19 Sweden Sweden
Loreen










Loreen

e="1">"Euphoria"

★ 61%★

+


  • Ferry Horn Sound
  • Acrobatics
  • Great Dance Track
  • Nice lyrics
  • Catchy
  • Snow on performance

/


  • Quite Annoying Voice

-


  • Dancers
20 Greece Greece

Eleftheria Eleftheriou









Eleftheria Eleftheriou

"Aphrodisiac"

★ 60%★

+


  • Beautiful Woman
  • Audition Pleaser
  • Laika
  • Live Quality
  • Sexy Voice
  • Very Catchy
  • Fitting background

/


  • Cheap Tune
  • Cheap Lyrics
  • Cheap Act
21 Croatia Croatia
Nina Badric









Nina Badric

"Nebo"

★ 60%★

+


  • Beautiful woman
  • Croatian
  • Ballad
  • Bells
  • Great Lyrics
  • Nice Voice

-


  • Bad dress/performance
  • Overall Bland
22 Norway Norway
Tooji












Tooji

"Stay"

★ 58%★

+


  • Good Dance Track
  • Persian Harmony
  • Catchy
  • Live Quality
  • Good Voice

/


  • OK Man
  • OK Performance
  • Cheap lyrics
23 Bosnia and Herzegovina Bosnia & Herzegovina

Maya Sar









Maya Sar

"Korake Ti Znam"

★ 56%★

+


  • Dreamy
  • Ballad
  • Beautiful Woman
  • Bosnian
  • Silent Flute
  • Emotional Lyrics
  • Good Voice

/


  • OK performance
  • A bit depressing
24 France France
Anggun








Anggun

"Echo (You and I)"

★ 55%★

+


  • French
  • Beautiful Woman
  • Mixture of variant dance beats
  • Nice Intro
  • Good Voice

/


  • Depressing lyrics
  • English

-


  • Bad performance
25 Malta Malta

Kurt Calleja










Kurt Calleja

"This Is The Night"

★ 53%★

+


  • Audition Pleaser
  • Charming Man
  • Charming song
  • Nice Voice
  • Positively cheap song
  • Funny dance
  • Great performance

/


  • Corny lyrics
  • Eh eh eh ey..
26 Iceland Iceland
Greta Salome & Jonsi












Greta Salome & Jonsi

"Never Forget"

★ 52%★

+


  • Dark Icelandic nature
  • Awesome Collaboration
  • Violin
  • English Version Better
  • Nice Lyrics
  • Good Voice

-


  • Depressing
  • Positive faces on performance
27 Denmark Denmark

Soluna Samay












Soluna Samay

"Should've Known Better"

★ 51%★

+


  • Countrysider
  • Big Bass
  • Drummer
  • Verse
  • OK Lyrics
  • Chorus
  • Nice Performance

/


  • Odd dresses
  • OK Voice

-


  • Bland tune
28 Azerbaijan Azerbaijan

Sabina Babayeva
















Sabina Babayeva

"When the Music Dies"

★ 50%★

+


  • Wind Instruments
  • Great Voice
  • Good performance
  • Nice Woman
  • Nice Dress

/


  • OK Lyrics

-


  • Depressing
29 Ireland Ireland

Jedward








Jedward

"Waterline"

★ 47%★

+


  • Jedward
  • Great performance
  • Fountain

/


  • Weird dresses
  • OK Voice
  • OK Lyrics

-


  • Overall Unoriginal
30 Finland Finland
Pernilla Karlsson












Pernilla Karlsson

"När Jag Blundar"

★ 46%★

+


  • Charming Chorus
  • Swedish
  • Ballad
  • Cello

/


  • Verse
  • OK Voice
  • OK Lyrics

-


  • Bland tune
  • Ugly Dress for Performance
31 Germany Germany
Roman Lob









Roman Lob

"Standing Still"

★ 45%★

+


  • Charming Man
  • Xylophone
  • Typical Radio Pop-Ballad Hit
  • Nice Performance

/


  • OK Lyrics
  • OK Verse
  • OK Voice
  • Bland chorus
32 Cyprus Cyprus

Ivi Adamou








Ivi Adamou

"La La Love"

★ 43%★

+


  • Catchy
  • Pre-Chorus

/


  • OK Voice
  • Verse
  • Cheap Tune
  • Chorus
  • Cheap performance

-


  • Unfitting background
  • Bad Live Quality
  • Cheap Lyrics
33 Lithuania Lithuania

Donny Montell











Donny Montell

"Love Is Blind"

★ 40%★

+


  • Handsome Guy
  • Simple song
  • Ballad to Disco
  • Great performance

/


  • Blindfolded
  • OK Voice
  • Cliché Lyrics
34 Portugal Portugal

Filipa Sousa












Filipa Sousa

"Vida Minha"

★ 39%★

+


  • Portuguese
  • Nice Tunes
  • Fado Singer
  • Ballad
  • Nice Voice
  • Great performance

/


  • Average clothing
  • OK Lyrics

-


  • Annoying chorus
  • Overall depressing
35 United Kingdom United Kingdom
Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck

"Love Will Set You Free"

★ 36%★

+


  • Great Voice
  • Veteran Singer
  • Ballad
  • Good Lyrics
  • Chilly
  • Romantic

/


  • OK performance

-


  • Depressing
36 Slovakia Slovakia
Max Jason Mai









Max Jason Mai

"Don't Close Your Eyes"

★ 34%★

+


  • Metal
  • Prechorus to Chorus
  • Good Voice
  • Guitarist scream
  • OK Lyrics

/


  • Verse
  • OK Live Quality
  • Cheap song
37 Belarus Belarus

Litesound









Litesound

"We Are The Heroes"

★ 30%★

+


  • Great Man Voice
  • Great Act and Outfit

/


  • A bit depressing
  • OK Lyrics

-


  • Ugly background from Performance
  • Poppy tune
38 Belgium Belgium

Iris










Iris

"Would You"

★ 27%★

+


  • Dreamy
  • Ballad
  • Nice girl
  • Good Voice

/


  • OK Lyrics
  • OK Performance
  • Annoying pronunciations

-


  • Cheap song
  • Boring at the times
39 Israel Israel

Izabo








Izabo

"Time"

★ 23%★

+


  • Verse
  • Nice Lyrics
  • Nice Lead singer voice

/


  • OK Performance
  • Old-school Tunes

-


  • Chorus/Annoying backsingers
40 Ukraine Ukraine

Gaitana









Gaitana

"Be My Guest"

★ 17%★

+


  • Trumpet

/


  • Colorful performance
  • Transvestite

-


  • Bad Voice
  • Bad Tunes
  • Cheap Lyrics
  • Disgusting Chorus
  • Nananah
41 Latvia Latvia

Anmary








Anmary

"Beautiful Song"

★ 15%★

+


  • Charming voice
  • Nice woman

/


  • OK Performance
  • Cornish lyrics

-


  • Bad chorus
  • Depressing
  • Bland Tune
42 Bulgaria Bulgaria
Sofi Marinova










Sofi Marinova

"Love Unlimited"

★ 8%★

+


  • Bulgarian

/


  • No dancers at Performance
  • Typical House track
  • Verse

-


  • Chorus
  • Language greetings
  • Cheap lyrics
  • Cheap beats
  • Mouse voice


My Eurovision winners Edit

Only the list for 2000-2011.

Year Winner Entry Second Third Worst
2000 Latvia Latvia Brainstorm - "My Star" Denmark Denmark Sweden Sweden North Macedonia FYR Macedonia
2001 Slovenia Slovenia Nuša Derenda - "Energy" Greece Greece Spain Spain Portugal Portugal
2002 France France Sandrine François- "Il Faut Du Temps" Spain Spain Estonia Estonia Romania Romania
2003 Turkey Turkey Sertab Erener - "Everyway That I Can" Austria Austria Russia Russia Bosnia and Herzegovina Bosnia & Herzegovina
2004 Serbia and Montenegro Serbia and Montenegro Željko Joksimović - "Lane Moje" North Macedonia FYR Macedonia Ukraine Ukraine Switzerland Switzerland
2005 Moldova Moldova Zdob Şi Zdub - "Boonika Bate Doba" Switzerland Switzerland Greece Greece Germany Germany
2006 Finland Finland Lordi - "Hard Rock Hallelujah" Bosnia and Herzegovina Bosnia & Herzegovina Romania Romania Israel Israel
2007 Belarus Belarus Dmitry Koldun - "Work Your Magic" Spain Spain Ukraine Ukraine Estonia Estonia
2008 Ukraine Ukraine Ani Lorak - "Shady Lady" Latvia Latvia Israel Israel Malta Malta
2009 Cyprus Cyprus Christina Metaxa - "Firefly" France France Norway Norway Bulgaria Bulgaria
2010 Belgium Belgium Tom Dice - "Me and My Guitar" Turkey Turkey France France United Kingdom United Kingdom
2011 Denmark Denmark A Friend In London - "New Tomorrow" Hungary Hungary Slovenia Slovenia Croatia Croatia
2012 Albania Albania Rona Nishliu - "Suus" Russia Russia Romania Romania Ukraine Ukraine

Most Overrated/Underrated by year Edit

Only the list for 2000-2011.

Year Underrated My & Actual rank Overrated My & Actual rank
2000 Israel Israel 6th - 22nd North Macedonia FYR Macedonia 24th - 15th
2001 Iceland Iceland 13th - 23rd Denmark Denmark 11th - 2nd
2002 Finland Finland 8th - 20th Latvia Latvia 14th - 1st
2003 Portugal Portugal 15th - 23rd Germany Germany 23rd - 11th
2004 Belarus Belarus 9th - 34th Sweden Sweden 29th - 5th
2005 Slovenia Slovenia 8th - 26th Albania Albania 34th - 16th
2006 Belgium Belgium 11th - 26th Turkey Turkey 31th - 11th
2007 Cyprus Cyprus 6th - 29th Russia Russia 31th - 3rd
2008 San Marino San Marino 22nd - 43rd Greece Greece 23rd - 3rd
2009 Cyprus Cyprus 1st - 31rd Greece Greece 27th - 7th
2010 Netherlands Netherlands 4th - 34th Azerbaijan Azerbaijan 31st - 5th
2011 Latvia Latvia 7th - 39th Azerbaijan Azerbaijan 40th - 1st
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