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Eurovisn't #3 was the third edition of the Eurovisn't Song Contest. The edition was contested by 26 countries, and won by Switzerland.png Switzerland's The Chef and the song "The Canniballad". It scored 225 points, finishing 18 points clear of Azerbaijan, who placed second for a second consecutive time.

The contest was in Stockholm, Sweden, the second time of a possible three, following Świętokrzyskie Voivodeship's victory for the country with "Gaining Conscience" in the second edition.


Format

Background

Eurovisn't Song Contest is a contest in which the songs aren't actual songs. The format of submissions to the contest ranges from only a song title to a full self-made track. The voting process is based mostly on strategy.

Most countries internally select their entry, while other countries hold national finals with multiple songs, wherein the other participants can help choose the best song.

Edition

46 countries took part in the edition. All participants other than the overall top five best-performing countries participated in two semi-finals, with 10 countries qualifying from each.

Returning artists

Three artists who have previously performed at Eurovisn't have been confirmed for the edition:

  • Willow Tree represented Bosnia and Herzegovina.png Bosnia and Herzegovina both in the second edition and this edition, failing to qualify on both occasions, with her similarly titled tracks "My Ass" and "Fuck My Ass". She tragically passed away just over an hour after the first semi-final.
  • Asaria, who represented Morocco.png Morocco in the second edition, returned as part of Asaria & Meryem. She narrowly missed out on qualification in her original edition, and made it through alongside Meryem, coming 20th in the final.
  • The Gay Cowboys, who represented Israel.png Israel in the first edition, represented Ececi.png Ececi, which evolved from Israel, in this edition. They also managed to qualify after staying in the semi-final in their first participation, coming 12th in the final.

Semi-final allocation draw

The 40 semi-finalist countries were drawn into 8 pots, consisting of 5 each. No more than three countries from the same pot were drawn into the same semi-final.

Pot 1 Pot 2 Pot 3 Pot 4
Pot 5 Pot 6 Pot 7 Pot 8

Participating countries

Semi-final 1

Azerbaijan, Iceland and Sweden will vote in this semi-final.

Draw Country Artist Song Place Points
01 Morocco.png Morocco Asaria & Meryem "Sœurs de cœurs" 8 75
02 Russia.png Russia NIKAO "IWY (I'm Watching You)" 12 53
03 Belarus.png Belarus Nospmas Zad "Midlife Crisis" 19 15
04 Bosnia and Herzegovina.png Bosnia and Herzegovina Willow Tree "Fuck My Ass" 15 37
05 Slovenia.png Slovenia The Panic "We Did This Song on a Budget" 18 32
06 Belgium.png Belgium Zoe Haak "Traces of Love" 9 69
07 Turkey.png Turkey The Speaking Bubbles "Emotions" 16 34
08 Norway.png Norway Rain of Revolution "A silent revolution" 11 58
09 Italy.png Italy Michela la la la "Uu la la la" 10 68
10 GreenlandAlt.png Greenland Dee Dee "Mixing It Up" 3 116
11 Austria.png Austria CXTIEPIE "uwu" 20 6
12 Andorra.png Andorra moeesmou "Electromarratxa" 13 49
13 Finland.png Finland Siluo "Euro-Visn't" 6 92
14 Latvia.png Latvia Liene Roze "The Garden of Eden" 5 94
15 United Kingdom.png United Kingdom The Sailor Boys "Rule Britannia" 14 49
16 Kazakhstan.png Kazakhstan AGNEŽNA "42 Hours" 2 126
17 Moldova.png Moldova The Doll "Fish Gamen't" 1 131
18 Faroe Islands.png Faroe Islands EyVAH "Eldur" 17 32
19 Czech Republic.png Czech Republic Bella "somebody to love" 4 107
20 Ececi.png Ececi The Gay Cowboys "Ram Ranch Really Rocks" 7 91

Semi-final 2

Australia, Luxembourg and Ukraine will vote in this semi-final.

Draw Country Artist Song Place Points
01 Serbia.png Serbia ZORA (새벽) "INTERNATIONAL (국제적인)" 10 69
02 San Marino.png San Marino Gemma Ferrari ft. Dana Suviste "I'm a Witch, Bitch" 15 50
03 France.png France The Eiffel Tower "On Top" 20 0
04 Montenegro.png Montenegro Zora Zverotić "Kristalni" 3 113
05 Malta.png Malta Shantel "Forever Runs Deep" 9 71
06 Bulgaria.png Bulgaria Felidæ "Miaow" 7 94
07 Switzerland.png Switzerland The Chef "The Canniballad" 5 101
08 Cyprus.png Cyprus ATHENIA "Olive Trees" 1 135
09 Slovakia.png Slovakia The Shapes "We Rule the World." 2 119
10 Poland.png Poland Lysa "Chains" 17 18
11 Denmark.png Denmark the danish government "denmark is not a real country" 13 61
12 Germany.png Germany Mine "Elefant" 19 2
13 New Zealand.png New Zealand Camela Camello ft. Aunty Cindy "Melodifakestivalen Is Rigged" 16 20
14 Spain.png Spain Luis the carpenter "That's How You Make a Table" 8 94
15 Romania.png Romania Cristina Catalina "Soy la princesdaisy (PayPal)" 12 62
16 Ireland.png Ireland Wikipedia "Nbabpwbfaq" 18 5
17 Georgia.png Georgia The South Georgian Tuxedo Band "Honk (Wah)" 11 64
18 Monaco.png Monaco Meliora "Future Calls for Love" 14 51
19 Lithuania.png Lithuania Veronica "Fuck Eurovisn't" 6 97
20 North Macedonia.png North Macedonia Sofiya Ivanova "can you see the man?" 4 108

Grand Final

Draw Country Artist Song Place Points
01 Montenegro.png Montenegro Zora Zverotić "Kristalni" 15 109
02 Ececi.png Ececi The Gay Cowboys "Ram Ranch Really Rocks" 12 122
03 Morocco.png Morocco Asaria & Meryem "Sœurs de cœurs" 20 86
04 Luxembourg.png Luxembourg Linda Zagreb "Sve me boli od tebe" 5 148
05 Belgium.png Belgium Zoe Haak "Traces of Love" 24 54
06 Slovakia.png Slovakia The Shapes "We Rule the World." 3 163
07 Latvia.png Latvia Liene Roze "The Garden of Eden" 19 91
08 Moldova.png Moldova The Doll "Fish Gamen't" 10 132
09 North Macedonia.png North Macedonia Sofiya Ivanova "can you see the man?" 9 135
10 Czech Republic.png Czech Republic Bella "somebody to love" 6 147
11 Bulgaria.png Bulgaria Felidæ "Miaow" 18 91
12 Switzerland.png Switzerland The Chef "The Canniballad" 1 225
13 Azerbaijan.png Azerbaijan EMELIA "yenidən doğulma" 2 207
14 Sweden.png Sweden All Fish of the Sea "Naur" 22 72
15 Finland.png Finland Siluo "Euro-Visn't" 21 77
16 Kazakhstan.png Kazakhstan AGNEŽNA "42 Hours" 16 106
17 Iceland.png Iceland ¶ - Pilcrow "Underappreciated" 8 143
18 Malta.png Malta Shantel "Forever Runs Deep" 25 52
19 GreenlandAlt.png Greenland Dee Dee "Mixing It Up" 4 148
20 Italy.png Italy Michela la la la "Uu la la la" 23 71
21 Australia.png Australia Glorianne "Men Will Never Break Me" 13 112
22 Serbia.png Serbia ZORA (새벽) "INTERNATIONAL (국제적인)" 26 50
23 Cyprus.png Cyprus ATHENIA "Olive Trees" 7 144
24 Lithuania.png Lithuania Veronica "Fuck Eurovisn't" 14 111
25 Spain.png Spain Luis the carpenter "That's How You Make a Table" 11 129
26 Ukraine.png Ukraine Neurotypical Eurofan "Pay to Access This Song" 17 92

Other countries

Eurovisn't Committee broadcasters

As a punishment for war crimes, the following countries were handed an indefinite ban:

  • Israel.png Israel, who participated as Israel.png ECI (Eurovisn't Committee of Israel) in the second edition, participated as Ececi.png Ececi from this edition onwards.

Non-participant broadcasters

  • Albania.png Albania originally confirmed participation in the edition, but failed to submit an entry by deadline.
  • Croatia.png Croatia were declared ineligible to participate in the edition after withdrawing later than the deadline on both of the first two editions.

Scoreboard

Semi-final 1

Jury Televote
1 Moldova.png Moldova 87 GreenlandAlt.png Greenland 56
2 Kazakhstan.png Kazakhstan 72 Kazakhstan.png Kazakhstan 54
3 GreenlandAlt.png Greenland 60 Finland.png Finland 53
4 Czech Republic.png Czech Republic 57 Ececi.png Ececi 52
5 Latvia.png Latvia 57 Czech Republic.png Czech Republic 50
6 Morocco.png Morocco 53 Moldova.png Moldova 44
7 Belgium.png Belgium 51 Latvia.png Latvia 37
8 Norway.png Norway 42 Russia.png Russia 35
9 Italy.png Italy 41 Italy.png Italy 27
10 Finland.png Finland 39 Bosnia and Herzegovina.png Bosnia and Herzegovina 23
11 Ececi.png Ececi 39 Morocco.png Morocco 22
12 United Kingdom.png United Kingdom 36 Slovenia.png Slovenia 22
13 Andorra.png Andorra 28 Andorra.png Andorra 21
14 Turkey.png Turkey 25 Faroe Islands.png Faroe Islands 19
15 Russia.png Russia 18 Belgium.png Belgium 18
16 Bosnia and Herzegovina.png Bosnia and Herzegovina 14 Norway.png Norway 16
17 Faroe Islands.png Faroe Islands 13 United Kingdom.png United Kingdom 13
18 Belarus.png Belarus 12 Turkey.png Turkey 9
19 Slovenia.png Slovenia 10 Austria.png Austria 6
20 Austria.png Austria 0 Belarus.png Belarus 3

Semi-final 2

Jury Televote
1 Montenegro.png Montenegro 87 Cyprus.png Cyprus 67
2 Slovakia.png Slovakia 77 Lithuania.png Lithuania 60
3 Switzerland.png Switzerland 74 North Macedonia.png North Macedonia 55
4 Cyprus.png Cyprus 68 Spain.png Spain 47
5 Bulgaria.png Bulgaria 55 Slovakia.png Slovakia 42
6 North Macedonia.png North Macedonia 53 Bulgaria.png Bulgaria 39
7 Spain.png Spain 47 Serbia.png Serbia 39
8 Malta.png Malta 46 Monaco.png Monaco 28
9 Denmark.png Denmark 43 Switzerland.png Switzerland 27
10 Georgia.png Georgia 41 Montenegro.png Montenegro 26
11 Lithuania.png Lithuania 37 Romania.png Romania 26
12 Romania.png Romania 36 Malta.png Malta 25
13 Serbia.png Serbia 30 San Marino.png San Marino 25
14 San Marino.png San Marino 25 Georgia.png Georgia 23
15 Monaco.png Monaco 23 New Zealand.png New Zealand 20
16 Poland.png Poland 10 Denmark.png Denmark 18
17 Germany.png Germany 2 Poland.png Poland 8
18 New Zealand.png New Zealand 0 Ireland.png Ireland 5
19 Ireland.png Ireland 0 Germany.png Germany 0
20 France.png France 0 France.png France 0

Grand Final

Eurovisn't 3 Scoreboard.png


Jury Televote
1 Switzerland.png Switzerland 124 Azerbaijan.png Azerbaijan 113
2 Slovakia.png Slovakia 98 GreenlandAlt.png Greenland 108
3 Azerbaijan.png Azerbaijan 94 Switzerland.png Switzerland 101
4 Luxembourg.png Luxembourg 85 Czech Republic.png Czech Republic 88
5 North Macedonia.png North Macedonia 80 Cyprus.png Cyprus 80
6 Moldova.png Moldova 80 Ececi.png Ececi 74
7 Australia.png Australia 79 Iceland.png Iceland 68
8 Iceland.png Iceland 75 Bulgaria.png Bulgaria 67
9 Spain.png Spain 69 Ukraine.png Ukraine 66
10 Lithuania.png Lithuania 65 Slovakia.png Slovakia 65
11 Cyprus.png Cyprus 64 Luxembourg.png Luxembourg 63
12 Kazakhstan.png Kazakhstan 60 Spain.png Spain 60
13 Czech Republic.png Czech Republic 59 North Macedonia.png North Macedonia 55
14 Latvia.png Latvia 59 Montenegro.png Montenegro 55
15 Montenegro.png Montenegro 54 Moldova.png Moldova 52
16 Ececi.png Ececi 48 Morocco.png Morocco 52
17 Italy.png Italy 45 Lithuania.png Lithuania 46
18 Finland.png Finland 41 Kazakhstan.png Kazakhstan 46
19 GreenlandAlt.png Greenland 40 Sweden.png Sweden 38
20 Morocco.png Morocco 34 Finland.png Finland 36
21 Sweden.png Sweden 34 Australia.png Australia 33
22 Malta.png Malta 31 Latvia.png Latvia 32
23 Ukraine.png Ukraine 26 Belgium.png Belgium 32
24 Bulgaria.png Bulgaria 24 Serbia.png Serbia 32
25 Belgium.png Belgium 22 Italy.png Italy 26
26 Serbia.png Serbia 18 Malta.png Malta 21


Star O'Rest Awards

In the second edition of the Eurovisn't awards show (the first one under this name), four awards were given out — for Best Lyrics, Best Campaign, Best Design and the new addition Best Gala Look.

Best Lyrics

Country Song Result
Australia.png Australia "Men Will Never Break Me" Nominated
Czech Republic.png Czech Republic "somebody to love" Nominated
Lithuania.png Lithuania "Fuck Eurovisn't" Won
Luxembourg.png Luxembourg "Sve me boli od tebe" Nominated
Switzerland.png Switzerland "The Canniballad" Nominated

Best Campaign

Country Artist Result
Azerbaijan.png Azerbaijan EMELIA Nominated
Cyprus.png Cyprus ATHENIA Nominated
Czech Republic.png Czech Republic Bella Nominated
Switzerland.png Switzerland The Chef Won

Best Design

Country Head of delegation Result
Australia.png Australia Caio Won
Cyprus.png Cyprus Ben Nominated
Slovakia.png Slovakia Adam Nominated

Best Gala Look

Country Head of delegation Result
Australia.png Australia Glorianne Won
Czech Republic.png Czech Republic Bella Nominated
Romania.png Romania Cristina Catalina Nominated

Incidents

Abundance of violent artists

Following terrorist group The Cones' success in the second edition representing Azerbaijan (then ECA), many countries chose to follow the trend and submit acts known for their violent behaviour to the contest. Most notably, openly cannibalist The Chef won the contest for Switzerland, and runner-up EMELIA was supposedly a vampire, and similarly to her predecessors, constantly hinted at murderous behaviours without admitting to them directly. Triangle, a member of Slovakia's The Shapes (who placed third), is the self-proclaimed authority responsible for the deaths of all beings to have died in history, while The Doll, known for her tendency to commit massacres, came tenth for Moldova. Other examples include Cristina Catalina from Romania and Gemma Ferrari from San Marino.

Death of Willow Tree

Willow Tree, who represented her home country Bosnia and Herzegovina in the second edition of Eurovisn't with "My Ass", returned in the very next edition with "Fuck My Ass". Both entries placed similarly, in the middle of the bottom half of the semi-final table. An hour after the semi-final in which Tree failed to qualify, her sudden death was announced. The cause was almost immediately confirmed as murder, but despite the high amount of suspects, no arrests were made.

Participation of Veronica

Veronica won the Lithuanian national selection with "Fuck Eurovisn't" and received the chance to perform at the contest against which her song protested. Her behaviour during the contest was frequently negatively criticised, from breaking into the Opening Ceremony (to which she was not invited due to her opinion on the contest) and screaming at guests, to using illegal substances on stage and getting arrested by officers in the arena.

After the show, it was confirmed that Veronica had been sentenced to prison time.

Wrong Slovak flag

After the fifth performance of the Grand Final, Slovakia was scheduled to perform next. The show was already running behind schedule, but the Slovak performance had to be restarted after it was found that the Kazakh flag had been displayed instead of the correct flag for Slovakia. The mistake was corrected, but several broadcasters expressed disappointment in the delays experienced.

References

  1. Additionally, Austria.png Austria scored zero points from the jury in semi-final one, while New Zealand.png New Zealand and Ireland.png Ireland did in semi-final two. Germany.png Germany received zero points from the televote in semi-final two.
  2. France.png France's 0 point total was the first in Eurovisn't history.
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